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Two salesmen were traveling in the country when their car breaks down.
The only house around for miles was a large mansion....
Around Holiday time we all get to see the family and pass on lore and gossip.
One day a little girl was watching her mother make a great roast beef....
Yrneh Etac IX --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac9) OR (etac9@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*)...
A father had two little sons, one of whom was an eternal optimist, while the other was a perpetual pessimist.
One Christmas he decided try to temper both of their proclivities: in addition to thei...
Here are some things to do when you're in a less than happy mood
Free your spider collection. Threaten bunnies....
Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what abo...
Given : a) There exists a single god called God.
b) God created the world in his own image. c) The world is round....
Yrneh Etac IX --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac9) OR (etac9@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*)...
Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
Defense Attorney: Mr....
Children at the front seat cause accidents, accidents at the back seat cause children!

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