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From "Dear Abby" newspaper column- Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.
Any suggestions? -Sam in Califoria ...
According to unknown sources, Visa International will be issuing Visa debit cards in Czechslovakia and Lithuania.
Regular credit cards will be considered in the future....
Yrneh Etac VIII --------------- (novax!nowhere!
etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community....
Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
Yrneh Etac V --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac5) OR (etac5@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*)...
Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.
There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south....
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

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