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What is the name of the President of Lebanon? But answer quickly!
A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find...
Yrneh Etac Illegal instruction (core dumped) --------------- (novax!
owhere!...
adjective: a chemical they put in your food allocato
dangerous animal resembling a crocodile ambience...
Jesus is on the ferry across the dead sea when the ferryman says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing.
"Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk....
Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn: "Do you have a room for the night?
Innkeeper: "You've got to be joking - it's Christmas!...
Why did the architect have his house made backwards?
So he could watch TV. (house made == housemaid)...
Yrneh Etac IV --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac4) OR (etac4@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*)...
A protestant moved into a completly Catholic comunity.
Being good Catholics they welcomed him to their comunity....
A Geneticist after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal accomplishment one day and goes to Bar to commemorate it that night.
He finds himself a quiet corner and orders for a Triple Martini...

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