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There is a termendious [sic!] weight pressing down on the centre of the Earth because of so much population stomping around here these days.
Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
Yrneh Etac VIII --------------- (novax!nowhere!
etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community....
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was: > What is a geek? And in response, thus spake the Oracle...
Why are Fire Trucks Red? Fire Trucks are always rushin', Russians are red, therefore, Fire Trucks are red!
Horsemilk, South Dakota, USA| | Population: 4238 | | Elevatio
3015 | | Founded: 1928 | | Total: 9181 | +...
Three guys are debating who has the best memory: Guy 1
I can remember the first day of my First Grade class....
Yrneh Etac Bus error (core dumped) --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac0) OR (etac0@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community....
Sign for an expert in made-to-order shoes: WE MAKE SHOES EVEN FROM THE CUSTOMER'S HIDE
Sign for a gyneacologist who doubles as a general practitione
DOCTOR FOR WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES...

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