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This woman lands at Logan Airport in Boston. She gets her luggage and jumps into a cab.
She tells the cabbie, "Take me to a place where I can get scrod....
Q. How do Chinese mothers name their babies? A. They throw some cutlery down the stairs and name them after the noise it makes.
Yrneh Etac V --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac5) OR (etac5@nowhere) Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectatio
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative...
Little Tommy walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
... Miss: Ahh, Good Morning Tommy, and where were you yesterday?...
Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of th...
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past....
Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon?
Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine....
Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) If anything can go wrong, it will.
From etac4@nowhere Sun Nov 18 01:31:55 1990 From: etac4@nowhere (Yrneh Etac IV - E...
The origin of the famous saying "A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
A golfer and his wife are playing and he slices his tee shot over behind a shed.

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