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K. M. Reese, "Newscripts", Chemical & Engineering News (26 Jun 89), p.
64: "An economist, incidentally, is a chap who, when asked for his social security number, gives an estimate....
Philip Agee, former CIA agent turned intelligence community watchdog and whistle-blower, spoke in April at Reed College in Portland.
He quoted Manuel Noriega: "I've got George Bush by the ball...
Reported as a true story: When you're on "reserve" with an airline, you fly when they tell you to fly.
Being unable to be contacted is a lesser offense than refusing or missing an assigned trip....
BASEBALL (as explained to a foreign visitor) You have two sides one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's not on the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the nex...
There were these two dogs in a vet's waiting room, each eyeing the other suspiciously.
One of them turns to the other. "What are you here for?...
Administrative note
The Baseball description reminds me of how this native went to his first cricket match and described it to his witchdoctor after he got back.
I heard it when I was in college and have no idea where...
A true and sort of bizzare story.... Source: San Diego Union newspaper, Aug.
3, page F-2.......
Two guys, Stan and Ed, were working a construction job digging a ditch.
The foreman was at them all the time to keep busy....
Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...

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