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Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
How do you go from Texas Tech to Aggieland? Go east until you smell it, then go south until you step in it!
Yellow River Valley" by I.P.
GENESIS ======= In the Beginning the Project Manager created the Programming Staff.
The Programming Staff was without form and structure. And the Project Manager said...
M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving ....
A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide.
She has a son. He weighs 125 pounds. A second Native American woman is sitting on a buffalo hide....
What theorem does this represent? Answer: the Pythagorean theorem
he squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides....
A group of people are contemplating what to do with a pair of PDP-8 computers] "I wonder if they would float?
"Well, they're smaller than Volkswagons, and those float." ...silence for a while.....
Two math professors were in a bar: PROF1: You know, every year, the students in my Calculus 100 class are getting dumber and dumber.
It's getting so that I can't even teach a lecture...
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.
The engineer is first. He herds the sheep i...

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