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How about the smart ass who runs his hand over your bald spot and sez
"Ooohhhh How Smooooth. It feels like my wife's ass!...
Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony? The one who can carry a dozen donuts and two pots of coffee.
Who is the most popular female at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who can play 5 musical instruments?
Stump the band....
We don't take security sitting down here. That's why we've developed the patented "buttprint" authorization scheme.
It consists of a simple keyboard on top of a chair. Password sharing, writing dow...
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small ap...
And these beauties from the radio: -Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
-Be with us again next Saturday at 10 p.m. for "High Fidelity," designed to help m...
Do you know why aggies carry cow chips in their back pockets? For identification!
Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
Did you hear about the aggie who spent three hours in the library trying to look up Author Unknown?

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