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What's the difference between wetting your pants and listening to a violist play Brahms?
One of them gives you a nice warm feeling....
And of course the formal definition of a minor second: Two violists playing in unison.
Dolly Parton and Princess Di both die on the same day.
They both end up at the gates to heaven, however, heaven is too full and there is only room for one of them until they finish the new wing....
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?
Confucious say: He who stand on toilet is high on po
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Confucius say: He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
Confucius say: He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!
Confucius say: Man who has hand down other mans pants, not necessarily feeling himself today.

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