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A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.
The tour guide anounces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Fa...
Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard that day.
``Who would like to do the first problem, addition?'' No one raised their hand. She called...
A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
Engineer, physicist and mathematican are asked to find the value of 2+2.
Engineer (after 3 minutes, with a slide rule): "The answer is precisely 3....
Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff.
Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they nee...
Engineer, physicist and mathematican are all challenged with a problem
o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house....
Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real world.
So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply....
Q: To what question is the answer "9W." A: "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available....
Q:What did the acorne say when it grew up? A:Geomatry

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