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While we are on the subject, here is another mathematical limerick which I have > not seen lately
Proof By Intimidation % -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
How do you teach a girl MAthematics? Add her to the bed, subtract he clothes, divide her legs and start multiplying.
So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
They spy a *deer in the woods....
How they knew it was a deer: The physicist observed that it behaved in a deer-like manner, so it must be a deer.
The mathematician asked the physicist what it was, thereby reducing it to a previo...
A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following questio
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant....
A Mathemetician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist.
There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician visiting a small town for a conference.
They found themselves forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy, a...
1)physicist and mathematician are given a task: to boil some water in a tea pot.
They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....
When considering the behaviour of a howitze

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