Jokes From Emails

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(written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!...
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these word
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber....
On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself....

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