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Honk for Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.
I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I d...
Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
The...
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down 3....
Something To Look Forward To: January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee
Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)....
Ready for a Higher Grade... Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
The Luck Of The Irish Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come i...
A Quick Thinking Blonde... There are three women walking in the woods, a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head.
They hear someone behind them and start running. Ahead of them they see a shack, which they...
If The Airlines Sold Paint Customer (CU): Hi, how much is your paint?
Clerk (CL): Well, sir, that all depends. CU: Depends on what?...
Microsoft's Best... It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician.
So off to boot camp h...
Arkansas Q: Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
A: Winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?...

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