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KFC and the Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel...
Poem My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or draw
My house isn't dirty the cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely and so does my law...
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalitie...
Union Troubles ** The Custodians of America were in a hiring frenzy because their work was really picking up.
So they went on strike demanding sweeping reforms. ** The Fortunetellers did not form a u...
The Mirror A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
The latest terminology used by the modern day warrior.
.. Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible....
Results Count... A minister dies and goes to heaven.
Before him is a loudmouth man with a loud shirt, chain pants, and a loud hat....
Not Too Swift... 1) Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.
One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper....
Tis the Season - Swimsuit Time I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing costume.
When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing costume for a...
It's Always Lawyer Season There was a truck driver, who every time he saw a lawyer walking along the edge of the road, would swerve his truck and run over the lawyer.
One day, while making his delive...

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