Jokes From Emails

Jokes From Emails

Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails

The American Dream Bill Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan), for 600 A.
M. While his coffee pot (made in Japan), is perking, he puts his blow dryer (made in Taiwan)...
Mid-life Crisis or Triumph? A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and h...
All You'll Ever Need to Know About Marriage: ** Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
** Men are like wine - some turn to vine...
Only In Texas The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged their joint venture with the US auto makers for the past five years.
The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto make...
Anything? A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from h...
You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
98 Uses for America Online (AOL) Disks 1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).
2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - youíve got a fly swatter. 3. Construc...
A New Office Policy: 'Casual Day' Memo No. 1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity.
Memo No. 2: Spandex and leather micro...
Ponderables: ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
** Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?...
Checking Meters... Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.
They parked their truck at the end of the alley...

< previous

81

82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
180
next >