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My Darling Wife... A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc....
The Benefits of Being Female ** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
Market Research... A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questio...
You Know What? This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come...
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there...
Sayings According To First Graders A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest....
Taking A Dip The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in the nearby lake.
He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he was all alone. So, he undressed and g...
A True Blonde! The Champaign Ill. Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by this recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house...
What will really happen in the Year 2000. "99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.
0; the Pentium* V turns ba...
Word Play... The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtractingor changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are...

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