Jokes From Emails

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Ten Rules for dating my daughter. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daugh...
Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans ** After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....
Microsoft Dinner '99 Instructions for Microsoft's new TV dinner produc
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners....
Signs You're From New York ** You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
** You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill. ** You can get into a four-hour argument a...
The Game A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?...
Engineers Vs Lawyers" Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter Dear Child
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....
Not Thinking Ahead... A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute.
May I play through, please?" The 1st man a...
Keeping Busy... A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
A few weeks after he got there he b...
Anything For Golf... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up...

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