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What Women Drink... Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a women's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. THE...
A "Who Done It" This s a story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it....
Signs That You've Been Out Of College Too Long: ** Your potted plants stay alive.
** Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
The Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while slee...
You know you're a child of the 80's if: ** You know what a "burnout" is.
** You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper' ** You know what "Psych" means....
The Captain: Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.
As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate...
Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
Time For A New Clock When I was still a newlywed, I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
Being naive about these things at the time, I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight!...
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom ... 1. I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either....
Lost In Seattle... A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and...

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