Jokes From Emails

Jokes From Emails

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Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodora...
Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant a...
A farmer walks into an attorney's office to file for a divorce.
.. Attorney: "May I help you??" Farmer: "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces....
A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are....
The Final Exam... The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.
She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five m...
The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line's Most Memorable Call
-- Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line....
A Case For The FBI The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?...
Construction I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.
I used to work repairing construction equipment. One afternoon, I was taking apart a...
A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana.
They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd....

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