Jokes From Emails

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Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....
Soon After The Invention of the Thermos... One day Ken is sitting in his house when the doorbell unexpectedly rings.
He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch with a strange obje...
Jesus is watching... A burglar broke into a house one night.
Memos On The Company's Christmas Party FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director TO
Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE...
NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof!...
Confusing English... No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn.
I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all!...
Blonde Jokes... SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT... ** She thought a quarterback was a refund.
** She tripped over the cordless phone. ** She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept....
If Operating Systems Were Like Beers... DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.
Originally only came in an 8-oz. c...
Barbie Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store mana...

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