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Virus Alert... If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....
Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known: That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it anyway.
That I could change so much and barely realize it. That college kid...
Out Driving... One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get some lunch.
On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight....
Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
.. Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring....
For Sale (Cheap!
My Wife... So here I sit, in all my glory... Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story.
.. I once had a wife--she was such a dear, Then came the Net, and it all disappeared!...
Rub him out... One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, a...
You know you are from a small town if... ** You can name everyone you graduated with.
** You know what 4-H is....
You Know You've Been In College Too Long When... ** You consider McDonald's "real food" ** You actually like doing laundry at home ** 4
00 AM is still early on the weekends ** It starts getting late o...
Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. *...

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