Jokes From Emails

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Punny Potatoes We all know that potatoes have eyes.
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato only have eyes for each other....
Calling In Sick... Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable.
No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying....
Snow Emergency in Minnesota Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, a...
Merger Mania A number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.
Rumor had it that the new company would be called Fairwell Honeychild. There i...
The Art Collector A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.
He knows that the sauce...
The Pastor And The Fig Leaf... A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor....
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspape
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ------------------------------ FREE PUPPIES....
Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
So, the bartender does j...

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