Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many home owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but it takes him(her) 2 weekends and 3 trips to the hardware store....
These were taken from the "Official Klingon Joke Book".
Q> How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?...
Q'> What do they do with the dead bulb? A'> Execute it for failure.
Q"> What do they do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A"> Execute him for cowardice.
Q: How many gun banners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs!...
Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Silly, WASP's don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
Q: How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to pour the Tab, and one to phone Daddy....
Q: How many Marxist's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: None of your damn business! A2: 50, 50? Yeah 50, it's in the contract....

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