Limericks - Dirty

Limericks - Dirty

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There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
The last time I dined with the King He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool, Took out his tool, And said, "if I play will you sing?...
There was a young man from Saint Paul Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was fucked by a dog in the hall....
Here's to the girl named Louise Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
I know of a horny boy Matt Who played with a vampire bat With his dick in his hand His voice did command "Try sucking the blood out of that!
There was an old woman from leith Who would circumcise men with her teeth It wasn`t for fame, or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath.
There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...

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