Limericks - Dirty

Limericks - Dirty

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Hickory dickory doc! In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock!
So think very quick! As I whip out my dick! Hickory dickory doc!...
There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat....
There was young man from Crete Who could shoot across the street A chemist named Kelly Would bottle the jelly And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.
There was a man named Moulder who tried it to through a boulder instead he tripped on a rock and grasped his own cock and threw himself over his shoulder.
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
A well-partied co-ed named Dawn, when asked what conclusion she'd drawn, Said, "I was having a ball.
.. But I just can't recall this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair's gone!!...

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