Limericks - Dirty

Limericks - Dirty

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There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
There once was a man from Bombay who made a cunt out of clay He stuck in his dick, the thing turned to brick and he scraped his foreskin away.
There once was a man named Sprockett Who walked with his hand in his pocket He was able to hide What he was doing inside Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.
There was a young man from Iraq, Which had holes down the side of his cock, His boyfriend Umberto, could play the concerto, by Johannes Sebastian Bach.
There was a young man from Marsailles, Who lived on clap-juice and snails, When he couldn't afford these, He lived on the cheese, He scraped from his cock with his nails.
I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham, Who buggered young boys while confirming them, To roars of applause, He tore down their drawers, And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.
Said a woman with open delight, My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare, But the fellows don't care They locate it more quickly at night....

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