Limericks - Dirty

There was a young girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken From riding her bike On a cobblestone pike But it really was broken from pokin'!
!!...
There was a goucho named Bruno Who said, "about fucking, I do know,.
." That women are fine, And sheep are divine, But llamas are numero uno!!!...
There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air....
There was a young man from Spartar, Who was an incredible farter.
At the strength of one bean, He could play "God Save the Queen", And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata"....
The selection was tough, I admit. He didn't stutter one little bit.
He threw his arse aloft, And he suddenly coughed. And collapsed in a shower of shit!...
The Duchess when pouring the tea, Asked "Do you fart when you pee?
I replied with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And I think that was one up to me...
Once a young gay from Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom....
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....