Limericks - Dirty

Limericks - Dirty

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A certain young fellow from Ransome Had a dame seven times in a hansom.
When she shouted for more, Said he from the floor, The name, miss, is Simpson, not Samson....
There was a young lady from Kew Who said, as the bishop withdrew, Oh, the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And four inches longer than you.
There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall.
There was a young lady in France Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance Three passangers fucked her Besides the conductor And the Driver shot twice in his pants.
There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose, And his fingers and toes, And he came through a hole in his tooth....
There once was a man from Marcasse Who had balls fashioned of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy Weather' And lightning shot out of his ass.
There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell, I'll get used to the smell. And think of the money I'll save....
There once was a girl who couldn't shit, Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top, And started to play with her tit!...
There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

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