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- Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
- The math teacher asks his students: "What is 9 times 7?
He gets several answers - all are either 62 or 65.... - That math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
"No wonder!
He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!... - Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say
Your brain is smaller than any
>0!... - Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancé
e when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring!... - The chef instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water, one third of cream, one third of broth.
.." The apprentice: "But that makes four thirds already!" "Well - just take a larger pot!... - A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.
"How old, do you think, am I?
he asks coyly.... - Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q
Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.... - b>Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails.
Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.... - Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A: A high school math problem!
