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MEDIOCREWRITER ---- JOES GARAGE INC. 500 Bituminous Ave.
Sleazonia, Ont. 3N7 N5S 1/2-sided, sloppy-sectored, 5 3/8 inch droopy disk....
P.S. The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture was quoted on ``George Bush's idea of a good farm program is "Hee Haw".
'' [ And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno asked: What's all thi...
A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them....
Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to. Sandy Fra...
Q: What did Marilyn Quayle say to her husband immediately after sex?
A: You really are no Jack Kennedy....
WHO: Evan L. Marcu
This is a case of law found in a West Law digest. This is an actual case heard by the Michigan court of appeals (Fisher v.
Low, 333 N.W.2d 67) that was recently shown to me by somebody at school (a...
This joke courtesy of orchestral trumpeter Michael Bowman) A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion.
All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the questio...
Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me.
"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me....
Robin Givens has announced that she is filing for divorce >From heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson.
Said the actress, "Our marriage was like a PG-13 movie: Too much violence and not enough sex....

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