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I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is wrong to ridicule Christ as a Christian....
A man and a woman are driving home from a date. The man stops the car, and the woman say
Oh no, you aren't going to pull the "out of gas" routine!...
Anyway, Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden anymore.
Time to put him in a retirement home. So they take him out to Sunny Hills Retirement Commu...
A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech.
Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking....
A man walks into the psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head, fried eggs on each shoulder, and a strip of bacon over each ear.
The shrink, humoring him, asks, "What seems to be the problem...
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.
He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and suprise them when they least expect it....
Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.
The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it....
The Baby Chicken Asks: Are I People? No You Are Chicken!
Do Chickens Come From People? No, Chickens Come From Eggs....
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim.
It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent. Attorney: "At the scene of the accide...
Supposedly a true story... Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense's c...

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