Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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From Carson's monologue Wednesday nite (2/1/89)) "I understand the attorneys are having a lot of trouble finding jurors for the Oliver North trial.
. They have to locate 12 people that have neve...
A young couple have just got married and are wandering through the countryside loking for somewhere to stay.
They come to a farm and knock on the door. The farmer answers the door and they explai...
There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his train set.
One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the door listening to the boy play....
For Lisa Too A Sonnet Hal had his Daisy.
I my Lotus dear. In proud rebellion, Hal lost his all....
I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she feels these rules are correctly stated.
THE RULES (*) For those of you who don't already know, these are the rule...
A guy and his friend go to a little coffee shop, and the guy orders a hamburger.
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent....
Heard at a John McCutcheon concert: "Buy a toaster, get a free Savings & Loan.
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meye...
A friend of mine studying medicine once told me this story.
Apparently one day there was a lab where all the students were learning how to identify various cells....
GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND excerpted from "Kids Who Eat Paste" performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written by Lore "Cosmic Slug" Shoberg Scene
A podium, with the Presidential...

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