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A Russian man loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighbourhood, in the park, everywhere.
He just can't find the parrot. Finally, he goes around to the local KGB office, a...
Source: A Dutch cook-book Maitre de Cuisine (Chief Cook) of a famous restaurant to a salesperson in the Stationery Departme
"Do you have 97 of these 'Get Well Soon'-cards ? ....
Announcing badnews*, a realistic approach to Usenet.
Why badnews? The news software currently in use freely mixes policy with mechanism and actually creates obtacles for its user community....
ed Forwarded from misc.misc by Jamie Walsh.} >From the Winchendon Observer, 19 December 1988
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do.
He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale beh...
48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WH...
Three conventioneers had finally managed to tire their wives to go back to the hotel and finally located a house of negotiable affection.
The madam was crestfallen. "Sorry fellows, all the girl...
An economist is back in his old college town many years after graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors.
He happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he picks i...
Original source unknown) One day an older fella was in for a checkup.
After his examination, his doctor was amazed. "Holy cow!...

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