Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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An Italian and his two Polish friends drank at the same bar every night after work.
One evening, the Italian keels over and dies....
An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We're having some touble with our sex life.
Could you watch and offer some suggestions?" The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex theripist....
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....
Three women are sunning themselves on the beach, one catholic, one protestant, and one JAP (Jewish American Princess).
Suddenly, a man runs by wearing nothing but a paper bag over his head. Whe...
There's an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and they are all attending a convention at some hotel.
A fire breaks out when everyone is asleep. The engineer wakes up, smells the smoke, ge...
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an idea....
An engineer and a mathematician are in a room with one door.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Bella! Bella who? Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
...
How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?...

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