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Miscellaneous Jokes

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Heard this joke from a Mike Dukakis field worker.) What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
A Dan Quayle watch....
Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A: The car salesman can probably drive! joa...
Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.
} An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....
A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store.
On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes....
April 1, 1988: The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at Turgid University.
The element, tentatively named Administratium (Ad), has no protons or electrons, w...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents bedroom.
He got out of bed and walked down the hall towards his parents room....
argeant major in pompous voice - british accent) Three English gentlemen, all properly attired, were sitting in a train compartment while traveling thru the English countryside.
All...
Q: How many rec.humor.funny postings does it take to read one joke?
A: Ten....
Taken from 'The Jokes of Oppression: The Humor of Soviet Jews'.
Question: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?...
A tourist in a strange town notices that her watch is broken.
She starts looking for a repair shop....

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