Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20. One to do it and 19 to develop a distraction....
How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. There never *was* any light bulb....
How many tourists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
How many union electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Seventeen. One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....
How many union shop stewards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50. 50? Yeah, 50; it's in the contract....
How many UNIX gurus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
How many Unix hacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
How many USENET users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty. One to do it and 49 to talk about it on net.bulbs.d....
How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
Six. One to point out the spelling error ^^ you illiterate idiot!...
How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ....

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