Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he can't eat, sleep, or work.
After an extensive examination, the doctor tells him that they can cure the headaches, but tha...
The caretaker of a golfcorse is having difficulty with unreliable help, so he decides to splurge and get four very expensive groundskeeping robots to do the work.
The robots are so efficient tha...
This city-slicker goes out to the country and visits a county fair.
While he's there, he decides to buy a small pig....
In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: th...
This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around drinking.
Some of the old timers are telling jokes....
3 boys, 1 black and 2 whites and all 3rd-graders, are playing after school.
As 3rd-graders tend to do, inevitably they start discussing who has the biggest one (if you know what I mean....
Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar when one of them pulls a miniature grand piano out of his pocket and sets it down on the bar.
Next he produces a little man about a foot high from...
Bill goes to a fertility clinic. "The first thing we need", says the doctor, "is a sperm sample".
He gives Bill a bottle and directs him to room four....
This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens.
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary...
You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school.
"Really?" the kid said. "Well when he was your age, he w...

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