Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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News release: Abortions are becoming so popular in Poland that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
Polish experts predict that at this rate there will soon be a one year wait to ge...
A Polish statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
Later he finds that the probability of there being two bombs on a...
Fred walks into a psychiatrist's office one day and says to the psychiatrist, "Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me.
It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee." The docto...
A German, upon hearing that Americans like to eat their steak rare, (often referred to as "bloody steak") went into an American restaurant to try this meal.
When the waiter came to take his orde...
An old country gentleman and his wife were out driving one day, when a police officer pulled him over.
What seems to be the trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman. As the officer said, "E...
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it's going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing...
Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent, so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it.
If you do, it'll be wundermus, I garontee. Der were dese two Cajun buddies at di...
A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing on the corner, playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers.
The man watched the Polack do this for a minute or so...

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