Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many sex therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
How many sexists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They'll have their girls do it for them....
How many Shiites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four....
How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out....
How many Spinks handlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five....
How many supply-siders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if at home, but on school time, four.
How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
How many television evangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Television evangelists screw in motel rooms....

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