Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
How many valley girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! Fer sure....
How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000.
How many waiters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's attention....
How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
How many people does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
? Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple....
How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
None. They like to keep him in the dark....
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many Romanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
How many circus performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to go, "Ta da!...

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