Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.
How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it takes nine visits.
How many Teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? TWELVE!! YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??
How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!...
How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $...
How many light bulb jokes does it take to screw in a light bulb joke?
The probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is 0....
How many real men does it take to cross a river? 5000.
4999 to build a suspension bridge and 1 to drive a tractor trailer across....
How many men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work!
How many Kentuckians does it take to eat a possum? Two. One has to watch for cars.
How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire? None. They don't have it.

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