Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.
"For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee....
The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.
A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.
"What security can you offer?" the banker asked. "My Rolls-Royce is parked out f...
JESUS SAVES! Moses invests!
JESUS SAVES! But Moses gets the rebound ... he shoots ... HE SCORES!!!
The Lone Ranger, while hunting down some low-down-murderous scum, is captured.
Fortunately, Silver escapes. The bad guys decide to take Loney out into the desert and tie him down, naked, to stakes....
This just came in from the WHO report: The World Health Organization recently did a resarch in determining the function of the knob at the end of the penis.
The Russians put in a million dolla...
This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
A couple are lying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and begins to kiss her and stroke her skin.
Oh honey, I can't tonight," the wife apologizes, "I have a gynocologist appointme...
A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
Gee, I'm in kind of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can I ju...

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