Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day there was walking across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily),"Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?
Th...
A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock. The doctor said...
There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it....
So this woman is at a supermarket and she sees the boxboy while going through the checkout line and she's hot for him.
She's got to figure out how to let him know. Aha. Her bags are packed and sh...
A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only six hours to live.
He rushes home and tells his wife and then says lets make love....
a Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on shelf....
A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.
The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is o...
The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a disturbance brewing.
He rushes over and bre...
Good news and bad news: The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's long-lost wallet!
The bad news:.....Your picture was in it!...

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