Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: If whiskey makes you frisky and gin makes you sin, what gets a girl pregnant?
A: Two high balls and a squirt....
A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a horse in back.
A priest wanted to raise money for the church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse rasing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in a race.
However, at an auction, the going price...
Two fags were standing on a corner - one with his finger up the other's ass.
A cop came up and asked the fag, "Why do you have your finger up that guy's ass?...
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife to the zoo?
They walked over to the gorilla cage, which contained a mean old 600 pound gorilla....
Q: How do you know a polack is at a cock fight? A
He brings the duck. Q: How do you know an irishman is at a cock fight?...
Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
.. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too...
Q: What does a Jewish wife make for supper? A: Reservations!
Sammy Davis, Jr. passes through the Pearly Gate and runs into Rock Hudson.
"Rock," he says, "You can smoke'em or poke'em, but one way or another, them butts are sure to kill you....
A jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.
His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circum- cision in the on-site surgery....

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