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Do you know how the Israelis captured the Negev desert?
The Egyptians had a bunch of Russian advisors during the war....
I met a girl at a party the other night. One thing led to another and before I knew it, I was having sex with her.
I wondered what kind of birth control she was using. It was foam. By the time I fou...
Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community, were getting acquainted at poolside.
Inevitably, their conversation turned to children. "My son is th...
JOKEBOOK #2
Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
A: Partially handicapped....
A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
.. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
A guy is lost at sea for days, and finally finds land, a native island.
The guy makes friends with the native chief, and in appreciation the chief gives the guy his daughter for the night....
Q: What`s moist and pink and split right down the middle? A: A grapefruit.
POLITICAL SPEECH OF A LADY DELEGATE TO A NATIONAL POLITICAL CONVENTION Dear Lady Delegate
We must have what the men have. It may not be very long, But we mean to have it....

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