Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog.
Even with all conditions favorable f...
Three yuppers were out in the forest hunting. They hadn't had much luck and were about ready to shoot anything.
One yupper forced his way through some bushes and said, "Hey! I found some deer track...
The Scots pray on the Sabbath, and on their neighbo
he Irish don't know what they believe in, but they're more than ready to die for i...
She was so ugly that I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
Two yuppers were hunting in the woods. It had been a long and unproductive day.
As the hunters walked into a sunny clearing, Sven spied a beautiful, and well-endowed, coed sunbathing in the nude....
Q: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
A: You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get your whole damn life back....
A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse apartment and were admitted by the butler.
Mr. James," one told the busi- nessman, "we have some good news and some bad...
While taking a break from the assembly line, two auto workers were discuss- ing the strange twists life sometimes takes.
Who woulda thought," one mused, "that there would come a day when I would ha...
Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a moose.
As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, "I'll be back in one week to pick you up....
A New Jersey suburbonite had just motored through the Lincoln Tunnel into Manhattan when a hooker approached him and said, "I'll do anything you want - your wildest fantasies - for $
100. But you hav...

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