Miscellaneous Jokes

What kind of shampoo did Dahmer use? Answer - Head and Shoulders.
Did you hear they let Dahmer out on bail? It cost him an arm and a leg.
He used to work at Ambrosia - dipping nuts in chocolate....
Well, Dahmer had enrolled in night school only recently.
Somebody told him that a good education was a sure way to get ahead....
but you know that the police let him slip through their hands.
.. ... they couldn't lay a finger on him. Did you notice how Dahmer was so cool and collected in the court room?...
You know that Dahmer could predict the weather? He had a trick knee!
Do you know what they found in Dahmer's sewing kit?...
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens.
He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, goi...
how do you get your children to take a bath??? Tell them it's practice for the pool!
! The next day how do you get them out of the pool?...
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a "Manwich" is a meal.
Dahmer's apartment is available for rent - will cost you an arm and a leg to rent it though....
Milwaukee: the land of cheeseheads and shreaded-deads.
Do you know why Dahmer never drove? Because he couldn't find a car with enough HEAD ROOM....
Dahmer's first comments to police: Come on guys, have a heart.
Why were many victims reluctant to go out with Jeff?...

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