Miscellaneous Jokes

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One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
"I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he...
What is the German word for constipation: FarFromPoope
What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant.
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degree...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.
He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath....
Say, Horace," one farmer asked the other, "you ever seen a egg plant?
"Certainly,: replied the other. The first farmer shook his head....
If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, then what do single men have?
Palm Sunday!...
On their wedding night the husband was so self-conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.
Once he was in bed, he unziped his pants and handed his m...
As you may know, Martina Navara-Telova (sp?) is in the midst of a multi-million dollar palimony suit with her former female lover.
As I see it, Martina could have held back that wave of lawsuits if...
While making love together for the first time, Teddy was furious when his girlfriend suddenly stopped and lay back.
"What's wrong?" he demanded. "Forgive me," she said, "but it's your organ. I...

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