Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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New product -- Jeff Dahmer Super Ointment: gets rid of athlete's foot, athlete's head, athlete's arm.
.. Jeff's favorite past-time...finger pointing. What do Cinderella's fairy godmother and Jeff ha...
Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?
Tic-Tac-Toe What did Jeff the Chef say when he met police at the door?...
Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
What has two heads, three legs, six arms and hums? A refrigerator in Milwaukee!
Jeff doesn't mind when people give him the finger. Jeff's favorite grocery store? Chop'n'Save....
When his neighbors refused to talk to police, the police said "What's the matter?
Jeff got your tongue?" What's Jeff's second favorite sport?...
Jeff's favorite hot breakfast food? Hash Browns...
or Has Smiths... or Hash Joneses......
What's the definition of a Red Head??? ..... a blonde with brains!
Q: What is the mating call of a brunette? A: Has the blonde gone home yet?...
While a hunky patient was having a body cast removed, one of the nurses at the hospital happened to notice that he had the word "little" tattooed on the shaft of his penis.
Curious, she mentioned...

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