Miscellaneous Jokes

Yesterday Jeff passed one of his old neighbors in the restroom.
Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a hand!...
Jeff bought a new refrigerator. It seats six. UPDATE
Jeff replaced his 6-seater refrigerator or one with more elbow room....
Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
Jeff's not doing well these days, at least financially.
In fact, he's living hand to mouth! Now that Jeff's in the hands-on-ankles hotel, he's in a bad mood -- he's chewing everybody out!...
Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot in my mouth that time!
One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from Milwaukee....
People love to invite Jeff to parties. He's a real cut-up!
Gay men love Jeff. They know they can always drop by for a cold one....
When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?
When they yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!...
What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
The menu at Jeff's new restaura
Jeff brought a whole new meaning to the expression "Belly up to the bar" The police found corn flakes in the hair of one of Jeff's victims heads.
That's when they knew for sure he was a cereal kille...

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